2020 Articles:

• Colleges Announce Daycare Programs for Zoomers Who Want to Avoid Becoming Adults (12/31/2020)
• Cuomo Credits his Earlier COVID Policy for NY Nursing Homes Now Needing Far Fewer COVID Vaccinations (12/18/2020)
• USA Today Fact-Checker Still Claims COVID-19 Vaccine Will Not Be Ready This Year While He’s Actually Being Injected With It (12/16/2020)
• Democrats Furious that Trump had an All-Female Senior Communications Team Before Biden (12/3/2020)
• Biden Spokesperson Claims Biden’s Senior WH Press Team that Excludes Men is “Most Diverse Ever” (11/30/2020)
• Democrats Accuse Trump of Plagiarizing Their Tactics of Making Baseless Accusations and Not Accepting Election Results
  (11/25/2020)
• Senator Schumer Threatens to Hold His Breath Until Mom Lets Him Replace Amy Coney Barrett (10/28/2020)
• Facebook Represses Pythonesque Parody that Mocks Democratic Senator, Stating It Incites the Violence Inherent in the System
  (10/21/2020)
• Commission on Presidential Debates Changes Rules So Biden Can Only Be asked Questions About his Favorite Milkshake (10/20/2020)
• Joe Biden Wears Two Masks to be COVID-Safe When He Talks Out of Both Sides of His Mouth (10/16/2020)
• Left-Wing Author Blasts Amy Coney Barrett for Believing that She Can Avoid Being Called Racist by Simply Not Being a Racist (10/5/2020)
• The Left Threatens that If Republicans Attempt to Replace Ginsberg Before the 2020 Election, They’ll Start Rioting in Various Major Cities (9/20/2020)
• Biden Clarifies that He Didn’t Say What He Said (8/07/2020)
• During the William Barr Hearing Jerrold Nadler Tries to Prevent Facts from Entering his Brain (7/29/2020)
• Left-Wing Groups Rush to Remove Civil War Statues Before Public Realizes the Generals Who Fought to Defend Slavery were All Democrats (7/29/2020)
• Seattle's Peaceful CHOP Protests Create Brotherhood by Politely Destroying Property, Peacefully Throwing Explosives, and Lovingly Assaulting People (7/28/2020)
• New York Times Reports that Anonymous Sources Cry "Trump is a Wolf!" (7/1/2020)
• To Help Black People, the “Dixie Chicks” Change Their Name to the “Virtue-Signaling Chicks” (6/27/2020)
• Someone Explains to Susan Rice that All of Trumps Lies were Caused by an Offensive Internet Video (6/20/2020)
• Trump Rally will be Made Covid-Safe by Having Attendees Wear Black Shirts, Throw Rocks at Policemen, and Engage in Simulated Looting (6/18/2020)
• Minneapolis Shopkeepers Start Go Fund Me Page to Fly Protesters to Montana to Trash Justin Timberlake’ House (6/1/2020)
• Protestors Trash CNN Headquarters Over CNNs Long History of Racism (6/1/2020)
• Science has Proven that the Best Remedy for Racial Discrimination is to Steal from Uninvolved Storekeepers (5/31/2020)
• Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham Looking Forward to Secretly Running for President (5/28/2020)
• Democrats Claim 2020 will be Second Presidential Election in a Row Where Trump Simply Won’t Accept That He Lost (5/26/2020)
• Susan Rice Emailed Herself a Reminder on How She Should Handle the Flynn Case 34 Minutes After She was No Longer Handling the Case (5/22/2020)
• Stacey Abrams Says When She’s Sworn In as VP She Will Step Down as Georgia’s “Real Governor” (5/22/2020)
• NFL Proposes Choosing Superbowl Winner Solely Based on Teams’ Diversity (5/19/2020)
• Democrats Complain that Calling Governor Whitmer “Hitler” Denigrates Both the Holocaust and the Fact that Trump is Hitler (5/18/2020)
• Obama Officials Who Unmasked Flynn Complain that Unmasking Them Was Wrong (5/14/2020)
• 2000 Obama-era Justice Officials Criticize Barr for Forcing the FBI to Follow the Law (5/12/2020)
• Kamala Harris Proposes Giving People $2000 a Month of Your Money Until They Are Fully Dependent on Government (5/10/2020)
• Democrats Complain that Investigating All Mistakes in the COVID-19 Response is a Distraction from Just Blaming Trump (5/10/2020)
• Man Who Still Enjoys his $15M per Year Job Says Laid-Off Protestors Who Want to Go Back to Work Must “Want to Die” (4/29/2020)
• Democrats Say That Trump is a Vile Stupid Feckless Xenophobic Racist Hater Jackass Nazi Pig and He Should Stop Calling People Names (4/26/2020)
• Governor Whitmer Drains the Great Lakes to Further Discourage Boating (4/19/2020)
• The New York Times Promises to be More Critical of Biden's Sexual Misconduct After He's No Longer Politically Viable (4/18/2020)
• British Researchers Discover People in Wuhan Not Only Eating Fruit Bats but Also Lambs and Sloths and Carp and Anchovies and Orangutans and Breakfast Cereals (4/14/2020)
• Greta Thunberg Confirms She Still Suffers from a Massive Wedgie (3/27/2020)
• Reporters Call Trump Racist for Calling Basketball Team "Boston" Celtics (3/21/2020)
• Democrats Prevent Further Biden Gaffs by Replacing Him with a Cardboard Cut-Out (3/9/2020)
• Bernie Believes It’s OK to Execute People as Long as You’ve Taught Them to Read (2/27/2020)
• Democrats are Furious Chris Matthews Used a Nazi Analogy for a Non-Republican (2/25/2020)
• Bernie Sanders Rejects Idea of Redistributing His Campaign Funds to Less Fortunate Candidates (2/8/2020)
• Nevada's Democratic Caucus Managers Have Trouble Organizing an Orgy at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch (2/4/2020)
• Pelosi Says the Chiefs Were Not Superbowl Winners Because the 49ers Were Not Allowed to Call Plays (2/3/2020)
• CNN Complains that Trumps Coronavirus Task Force is Addressing the Outbreak Instead of their Own Lack of Diversity (2/1/2020)
• Socialist AOC Doesn't Want the DCCC to Decide How to Spend Her Money (1/11/2020)
• Scientists Deny They Ever Said National Park Glaciers Would Melt by 2020 (1/10/2020)
• New York Times Laments Suicide of Austere Vegetarian Artist (1/4/2020)

2020 Posters and Magazine Covers:

• Adam Schiff's Russian Collusion Theory: Conspiracy Theories (5/18/2020)
• Adam Schiff's Russian Collusion Theory: Alien Love Child (5/17/2020)
• Adam Schiff's Russian Collusion Theory: Star Wars (5/16/2020)
• Adam Schiff's Russian Collusion Theory: New York Nursing Homes (5/15/2020)
• Adam Schiff's Russian Collusion Theory: Infected New York Subways (5/14/2020)
• Adam Schiff's Russian Collusion Theory: Pandemic (5/13/2020)
• Adam Schiff's Russian Collusion Theory: Tara Reade's skirt (5/12/2020)
• Adam Schiff's Russian Collusion Theory: Flynn (5/11/2020)
• Shopping at Kroger: The New Normal (4/24/2020)
• New Hampshire Primary Results (2/12/2020)